:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Caught some terrible germ.

I've been coughing for more than a month!

It is pretty much as effortless as breathing.

Oh joy.

The upside: ABS training!

My dearest parents.

BYE!

However, whenever i get to the 'create a post' page,

i just stare at it for a while then leave it altogether.

No longer do i have the ability to conjure up twaddle.

Brain Rot, that's what they call it in the army.

I now have the IQ of a moth. Great.

On that bombshell, it's BLOCK LEAVE!

Well, other than the guard duty i had on the first two days,

block leave is going way well.

Finally resumed my driving.

Instructor says i have good car control,

but i'm also terribly reckless!

Gonna fail my practical test in August i guess.

Yikes..

Alright, ending here.

Gonna continue with my snacking.

I'm hungry 24/7 now. Thanks you SAF.

And i have a biblical craving for barbecued food.

Getting kidnapped by the army to be

reprogramed from I Live My Own Life 3.0

to Chao Recruit 3.24b.

Chao Recruit 3.24b comes standard with Yes Sir 4.0,

Probably will uninstall

All accessories and ridiculous commands included.

Alright, enough of my nonsense.

Yes, i'm going to SERVE the nation.

New chapter of my life and blablabla...

Somehow, i'm feeling rather indifferent to the whole NS thing.

Perhaps it hasn't really sunk in yet,

or i'm just really (acting) brave.

Truth is, think at least, i really don't care.

I'm so resigned to it that i got my head shaven bare

just now and i didn't even twitched an inch.

And no, no caps for me cause it makes no difference.

Shall see tomorrow.

Looking back at the long long break.

My God, it was epic eh?

The holiday with friends, the cooking,

the swimming, the job as a relief teacher.....

Shopping alone, going down to a cafe just to read a book.

I found independence and really liked it.

Although i did miss out some stuff,

considering my excellent record of broken resolutions,

i did pretty well.

A break well spent.

It has been an aeon, F1 has finally resumed!

wheewheewhee.. and what a race it was..

Real happy for Brawn GP

having finished first and second.

Yet, it's quite unsettling to see a

total inversion of the rankings.

Kinda makes F1 look like a

sport played at a circus.

It appears that Honda has shot

themselves in both feet with one bullet.

Honda executives must be eating their

shoes with their sushi for dinner.

Probably drinking sake out of their socks too.

The next Honda's shareholder's AGM

will probably be a scene of them doing

the traditional Japanese apologetic bow.

Maybe a little seppuku even.

Just by the way, if you don't follow F1,

Team Honda has always been at the

bottom for previous seasons.

Due to the financial crisis,

Honda pulled out of F1

sometime during the season break.

Brawn GP barely emerged out of the

Honda team after they left.

Soo.. this season's car of Brawn GP,

that also happened to win the first 2 positions

in the very first race, has been developed

totally with Honda's money.

And with the pull out, i believe a deal was struck

to finance Brawn GP's current season with

Honda's MONEY!!

How's that for being the ultimate loser.

Honda cars all over the world

are probably sulking in shame

for having such a foolish maker.

My dad recently bought a Honda,

i guess the high beam won't be working

for some time.

On the topic of cars...

My first practical lesson is TOMORROW!

Like finally.. freakishly excited.

Gotta, drag my lazy bum to Eunos MRT.

As much as i want to,

i hope he doesn't get me driving right away

like some instructors do.

In typical Eunos evening traffic,

i'll most likely freak and forfeit my life,

taking the instructor along too for being so irresponsible.

My brother had 8 lessons and he passed first time,

i plan to break that record! Hahahas, wish me luck.

Bye.

The part that allowed me to

twirl the messy wires around BROKE!

STUPID.. stupid *ahem* err, starbucks chair.

IMBECILIC act no. 2.

I got a squirt of soap in my left eye while showering. IT'S REALLY REALLY PAINFUL! It so happen that the nozzle got clogged up by SOLIDIFIED SOAP! Yes, apparently you can make a bar of soap by leaving liquid soap exposed to a million moles of air. So anyway, the clog wasn't that cloggy. A small aperture was left at the side. Allowed soapy acid to JET right into my eye! The bottle gets full marks for marksmanship. Can't stop blinking now.. At least if i go blind, i would have a really clean left eye right? Just wondering, if you left the soap in your eye, would you form a bubble each time you blinked? Hahas. As nitwit as i am in this CALAMITY, do note that they do leave on the bottle a health and safety warning instructing what to do when it gets into your eyes. It appears that i'm not the only moron.

IMBECILIC act no. 3

Starworld showed the exact same episode of American Idol back-to-back! Actually i don't quite mind cause this season of AI ain't that bad. I could probably watch it 4 times back-to-back before i would watch the normal programming over at channel 5. The shows over at channel 5 are just stupid. The locally produced ones especially! Do all the producers and writers have a civil service pass? What's up with all the governmental messages.. channel 8 isn't any much better.

The only sign of intelligence today

came from a bloke all the way in UK.

His name is Jeremy Clarkson and i bought his book.

Quote "Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."

Alright, time to get on with my NUS application..

Should i put architecture as first or second choice?

hmmmmm....

It is going to be such a scary day tommmooorrrrowww!

I wish i can wear a storm trooper mask to school,

so no one will see my chattering teeth or hear my shivering voice.

Wonder who gave me that stupid idea.

Tomorrow's gonna test us quite a bit huh..

Our ability to keep our humility or accept failure. Our relationships with our friends in supporting or being supported. Our wisdom to use the right words to comfort or to assure. Our maturity in dealing with success or disappointment. Our resilience to hold on to whatever we hold dear be it favourable or dismay. And lastly, our faith, that whatever happens, happens for a reason.

It's unfortunate that this test of our human spirit, possible the most relevant, the most important of them all never gets graded and printed on a piece of paper that i can show off.

Tomorrow's a big day.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow,

for tomorrow will worry about itself.

Each day has enough trouble of its own. -The awesome Bible.

Shall pray real hard for everyone tonight.

Goodnight!

i misplaced my baby face ez-link card. Upsetting!